Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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