It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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