I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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