Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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