rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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