I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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