my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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