Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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