Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
