I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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