He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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