Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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