I skipped work to stalk him.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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