Me too!
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
