Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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