Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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