I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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