I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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