dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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