I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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