After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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