Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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