He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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