can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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