I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You need Xanax blowdarts
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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