We're like a lot better than the average bears
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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