That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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