so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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