I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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