I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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