he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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