We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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