Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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