i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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