My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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