I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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