My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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