But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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