apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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