So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I am midnight drunk by noon
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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