Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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