ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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