Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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