i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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