ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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