i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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