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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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