I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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