i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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