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Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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