Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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