I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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