i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
now i know why i became what i already was.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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