ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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