i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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